I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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