I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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