porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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