Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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