he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
