I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
