Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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