How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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