there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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