Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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