oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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