We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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