i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
God I need to hump something, right now.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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