Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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