College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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