Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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