Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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