nut hugger
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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