Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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