She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
