i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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