you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You made out with two different species that night
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
A+ Viking dick
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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