If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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