there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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