I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
where are my eyebrows?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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