Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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