She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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