Can Purell be used as lube?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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