what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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