I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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