Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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