he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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