Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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