Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
