What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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