ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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