I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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