Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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