i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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