She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you would pick up someone in the library
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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