Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
