I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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