So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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