It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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