you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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