look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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