update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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