Rock
Scissors
Fuck
If that was your dad, he is hot
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Someone shattered a urinal.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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