dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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