Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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