It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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