Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
