Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
one might say we're banned from that church
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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