Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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