I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize