i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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