Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Your penis caused this!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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