There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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