If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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