i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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